I am Padisha Boom-Boom Katie of Yarnia, Keeper of the Sacred Yarn Ball and Friend to Cats. Most of the time I look like this:
But I rather like my job duties, really. I am subordinate to Tsarina Dinosauress Amy, which I won't get in to right now, but let's just say I haven't had a day off in a while. But who can blame her with those short little arms. I have to run a lot of errands for her. And knitting cowls for her long neck to stay warm, which takes a shocking amount of time. But she's worth it.
I decided to join the Corset Mafia when I realized there wasn't any reason to fight her Supremeness, and let's face it, I like being in the control of others. "Knit with this yarn, pet this cat, scratch my back." You understand. Some of us were made for servitude and I am here AT YOUR SERVICE!
Hmyah!
Hail.
ReplyDeleteOfficially - best photo of you, cinnamon and yarn ever. Ever.
Simply marvelous, really.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say he was not a happy camper for this photo shoot.
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