Gotta be quick today. I had a nasty bug bite on my back that I asked Tsarina Dinosauress Amy to scratch about an hour ago. Since I'm person-sized and she's t-rex-sized, her front arms couldn't reach, so she lifted up her foot. I know it wasn't her intention, but I'm in the ambulance as we speak and they say this concussion and broken leg should be fixed in a jiffy. The ambulance man has been ever so kind to supply itching cream to my back.
Oh, brb, they're pulling me out of the ambulance and yelling at me for using my laptop.